My mind is still healthy I think. So with all the TV and stuff I've been watching, many questions of the soul have entered my mind:
Has anyone ever watched a full WNBA game on TV?
Why is it socially acceptable to use song and dance to tell a story or make a point in musicals, but it's not acceptable in real life?
Why are Wendy's hamburger patties square?
Does Windex really clean tanning beds?
Would a goofy-looking chump like Luke Russerthave gotten internships with PTI and Late NightWith Conan O'Brien and a correspondent job withMSNBC if his dad weren't the late Tim Russert?
Why does pitchman Billy Mays get so excited about OxiClean?
Why do we still have to listen to marching bands at football halftime games?
Does the 3rd Manning brother feel like a loser?
Why do 10 second downloads on ITunes cost $1.99 when full song downloads cost $0.99?
Does Dick Vitale know his voice is gritty and annoying?
Do whitening toothpastes really do anything?
Why do women wear those weird sweater things that tie together at the front, even when it oddly accentuates the breasts? They wear t-shirts or tanktops underneath, and never take it off, so why not just wear a sweater?
Has anyone ever watched a full WNBA game on TV?
Why is it socially acceptable to use song and dance to tell a story or make a point in musicals, but it's not acceptable in real life?
Why are Wendy's hamburger patties square?
Does Windex really clean tanning beds?
Would a goofy-looking chump like Luke Russerthave gotten internships with PTI and Late NightWith Conan O'Brien and a correspondent job withMSNBC if his dad weren't the late Tim Russert?
Why does pitchman Billy Mays get so excited about OxiClean?
Why do we still have to listen to marching bands at football halftime games?
Does the 3rd Manning brother feel like a loser?
Why do 10 second downloads on ITunes cost $1.99 when full song downloads cost $0.99?
Does Dick Vitale know his voice is gritty and annoying?
Do whitening toothpastes really do anything?
Why do women wear those weird sweater things that tie together at the front, even when it oddly accentuates the breasts? They wear t-shirts or tanktops underneath, and never take it off, so why not just wear a sweater?
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